Umesh Chandra Patel Blog
This blog is all about Akshaya Patra,Games,and lots of things this blog will give you more information about Akshaya Patra Foundation.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Useful Work Phrases in work jokes
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Kolkata IndiBlogger #AkshayaPatra Meet
Hi ! Friends again we all are back in the Indiblogger Meet # Akshaya Patra Meet, we will be together as we were in the last meet which happened in Bangalore. I think this meet will rock more then the last meet, I hope the energy will be more and we will learn more thing, more contact & friends.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Search Marketing Summit 2011 India!
Hi ! Friend's how are you, I am fine just wanted to update about the event happend in The Akshaya Patra Foundation, that is In Aid of Akshaya Patra.The event was rocking and we got more information, I would like to tel my friend that those who all not visited the event, I will tell you all that you all had missed the event.
I enjoyed a lot in my event, with the work and attending the event. I had learned more in each session, and there are more to learn in this field. I will like to tell my friend that if i inform about any of the event so, please don't miss the event attend it any how K.
I enjoyed a lot in my event, with the work and attending the event. I had learned more in each session, and there are more to learn in this field. I will like to tell my friend that if i inform about any of the event so, please don't miss the event attend it any how K.
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